S#!+ Post… You Got it!! Duckie Dump Madness by splatts

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hive-196708 · @splatts · Feb 25 '23

$5.28

S#!+ Post… You Got it!! Duckie Dump Madness

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We really love having these Runner Ducks around. They aren’t too much work and are absolutely hilarious to watch. Not to mention their eggs are delicious!! They do need access to fresh water and can easily make a muddy mess of things.</div>

<center>*”Hey, I thought you said this was a s#!+ post?”*</center>

<center>**Welp… Here Ya Go…**
![0AF2BA89-DE38-42E6-823C-D0D85978A2D6.jpeg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/Eoke6qYrFm1VuSMb9FoucVJ2EfkuQFz4roEvJxcdrRrTmfNJzGNBbffnL6XygdWkxS5.jpeg)
Is that enough poo for ya?</center>

For some odd reason when it gets cold out duckies come up on the deck… and s#!+ everywhere! This is only 3 days worth of duckie dumps and they are frozen to the deck. *Poo-Rocks*… It must be warmer up by the house under the deck roof or something… It definitely isn’t warmer than their house I built them with a heat lamp inside…

<center>![963A1DEB-1C7D-484B-B55C-113ACD7D76F7.jpeg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/EoGxrwV1nzvhzLMripRJxrm3Z1Zf9jcGckMGg3vTK4aebV7V63SSr1nJ8L1QoC3uGgb.jpeg)</center>

We feel a little guilty keeping them locked in the back of the yard all the time but these pooping machines may need to be on lockdown. 

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During the summer we get a couple dumpies on the deck here and there. Which is easily sprayed off into the grass. When the temps are below freezing spraying the poo off would durn the back deck into a sheet of ice. 

Today is a sunny cold day and the deck will have sun on it most of the day. The ducks let the poo fly all over the deck now it’s my turn to shoot the poo off the deck. Poo-Poo flying everywhere!!!

<center>![4F839CD1-BE33-4576-A766-2AC6D56C04AF.jpeg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/Eokf29tVP5KQ2VdpBg1NSbVMxXhLk4EeioyBjqtFksPGxreHqMZmyoeA4ozATrcck9E.jpeg)</center>

<center>I’m on S#!+ cleaning duty today…
![5E39DCEF-823C-4562-A404-D97E4550B8B3.gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/23vi66WWk3KuZrTFKMjwXoa1wmogVDiPQgzNMjgk5mLtzRDhmPcekDLN4kGU7eU9fXfpM.gif)
These turd nuggets are frozen solid and some need to be kicked loose
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We normally have a rug on this section of the deck but a wind storm blew it across the yard. Then it snowed and my lazy ass didn’t want to go dig it out of the snow. 

One time I went to go get the meat off the grill and slipped on the only duckie turd on the deck. Luckily I caught my balance and didn’t fall on my ass. Them duckie dumps are some seriously slippery s#!+. 

So ya, I had a pretty s#!++y morning cleaning up s#!+. Looking out the back sliding glass door seeing those poo squirts coving the deck was looking kind of trashy… or rather s#!++y. 

<center>There, now I don’t have to look at s#!+ every time I look out the back slider.
![21AA3399-AE18-461B-BED7-1B14F8F87B83.jpeg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/EoptNsSyxkvMSgvACaRkgqiMLkesrnzS8nH4NLM4WzqiGKh7BnFQhoCXWkfCJHyAeaC.jpeg)</center>

I’m gonna have to have a little talk with these duckies and tell them to keep their s#!+ off the deck. 

<center>![62E3B8B0-158F-44BA-A382-80680998A516.jpeg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/EoeFSjHMm3VtyQkX4dha5i2s5qMAuW9DhrEEttXZF1gntBvQYBqg1QFhf3WjrP9Tibm.jpeg)</center>


<center>Well the rest of my day should be a little less s#!++y…
I hope…
![B8F6799F-8C9D-4FF4-A99F-36C4940F9A1C.gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/splatts/23w2uMcZDsF2MJAfudqgCnQnZDc9FMu9V32NpLAihUro5mqVMBwRCnAp3f3CinSHLWVTP.gif)</center>

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@antoniojoseha · Feb 26 '23

$0.05

It is literally a s*&& post😂

👍 splatts

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@splatts · Feb 26 '23

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@flemingfarm · Feb 26 '23

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Ducks are the most disgusting things. They are horrible as babies and will kill chickens if kept together too much as they have no concept of sight in front of them and just waddle and pad over anything in front of them. The watery nasty crap is awful and the female ducks are the most obnoxious sounding. I am so ready to be rid of my ducks except they give us eggs.

👍 splatts

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@splatts · Feb 26 '23

$0.06

DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh ya, who would have thought the females are the loud and annoying ones… 🤣😂. 

These Runner ducks drop eggs in all kind of random places. The deck, one of thier water bowls, their pond, in a bush, under the lawnmower… they treat their eggs like they are shutting. 🤣😂🤣🤣

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@flemingfarm · Feb 26 '23

$0.05

Lol, ducks are just dumb. People always call chickens dumb but ducks really are the true fowl.

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@paulmoon410 · Feb 26 '23

$0.05

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@splatts · Feb 26 '23

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@paulmoon410 · Feb 26 '23

High Nitrogen content....for sure.

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@thebigsweed · Feb 27 '23

$0.05

Great title, you had me fooled. Between Atlas, @dandays dog and your ducks I'm not sure which one poops more, or which one would be more of a pain to clean up after. I'm just wondering, do they make a duck pooper scooper. If not, you're pretty handy, sounds like s DIY post to me.

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@dandays · Feb 27 '23

$0.05

Way more. I win. Where he uses a garden hose, I need a shovel.

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splatts	0 B		97,574,164,032	21%

@splatts · Feb 28 '23

I used to have to perform combo poo cleanup. Doggy and duckie dumps. Massive 100lb lab turds and watery duckie sharts. 🤣😂

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2 replies

@splatts · Feb 28 '23

$0.06

Maybe I should just put diapers on them… now that would be hilarious!!

👍 thebigsweed

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thebigsweed	0 B		105,922,428,251	50%

@thebigsweed · Feb 28 '23

👍

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