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(IJCH) Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things - (Assorted Humor)
# <center>(IJCH) Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things - (Assorted Humor)</center>
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# <center>***IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)***</center>
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***From the Author:***

***Salutations.***

***I am JaiChai.***

***And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.***
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***For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"***
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# <center>Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things ("Assorted Humor")</center>
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The other day I got a call from a panicky friend who had locked herself out of her crypto wallet.

After searching her hard drive, I found her private keys in a long lost text file she'd forgotten about when she setup the wallet (last year).

I was in a hurry, so it was kind of a quick,  "hit and run" visit.

Later that night, she emailed me this:

"...And with his task complete, the hero vanishes - leaving only a mysterious, slowly dissipating, Archangel-shaped mist behind."

Lol!

...[To Cue Music, Click or Open in a New Tab](http://tipiwiki.free.fr/snd/Chorale.wav)

I thought to myself, "Yeah right. And shaking a plate of jello doesn't resemble a fat hooker on a cold night?"
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But (butt), for those with Such Proclivities...
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https://youtu.be/1loVbXjz7xM
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# <center>Parting Shot</center>
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A more Colorful Palette for the Palate...
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Humbly submitted for your free moments to ponder...
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## <center>By JaiChai</center>
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## <center>***Really Appreciate You Stopping By.***</center>
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## <center>***Truly hope to see you again!***</center>
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## <center>***And if you liked my post, kindly Upvote, Comment, Follow, and ReSteem.***</center>
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*(This is an updated version of: https://steemit.com/humor/@jaichai/ijch-after-fixing-my-friend-s-easy-computer-problem-hacker-humor)*
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# <center>About the Author</center>
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Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.

In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
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After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.

Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).

He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
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<center>*"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai*</center>
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@rebeccabe · 
How in the world did you do the jello image?  lol
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@jaichai · (edited)
The lazy way:

- Found the two images on Google's advanced search (free to modify, share, etc.)

- Used Pixler Express Online (it's FREE)

- Added the jello image to the woman image

- Enlarged the jello image to cover the woman image 

- Decreased opaqueness (increased transparency) of the jello image until I got the desired effect.

Easy, peasy.

Namaste, JaiChai
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@rebeccabe · 
You sure make it sound easy.  wow great job.
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Always good for a quick read and good laugh my friend.
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@wales · 
It must be nice to have a mind
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