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| permlink | i-am-legit-proud-of-my-sample-joke-this-time-also-this-is-a-contest-where-you-can-make-jokes-you-re-proud-of-or-not-proud-of-i |
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| title | "I am legit proud of my sample joke this time. Also, this is a contest where you can make jokes you're proud of. Or not proud of. I don't mind! give me your worst, your best, your mediocre. Punday Monday 191" |
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| body | "# Welcome to Punday Monday!
# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Lent!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)
### Rules for the PUN-test:
* If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.
### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-189312/@improv/fun-easy-contest-tell-a-joke-win-a-prize-everybody-wins-punday-monday-190), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @enginewitty, @quinnertronics, @theabsolute, @cmplxty, @manoldonchev
## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://www.depop.com/products/bailselisabeth-cute-overalls-in-good-condition/) (click it)...
## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! AGAIN! You’re on a roll. Or a muffin. Some baked good.
### And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
* #### HSBI
See @steembasicincome for details.
HIVE Stake Based Income is here!
I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!
See my wallet for prize confirmations!
### This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Lent
As in,
Lent isn’t so hard. Sure, I’m addicted to coffee, but I can handle four tea days.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
### I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)
### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
## If you want to support me above and beyond an upvote
Visit [my website](http://www.brendanweinhold.com) using your [Brave browser](https://brave.com/bre972) and send me a tip or check out my referral codes and see if you want to get any of the things that benefit me when you use my code ([scroll to the bottom](https://peakd.com/jokes/@improv/punday-monday-145))
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