Let me start here!

>You want to know what is in puppy's mind? Did you even attempt simply asking puppy, what's on its mind? Or was your first course of action "a 4 year course in dog mindology" 

There is something called telepathy it's a communication of idea by means other than the known sense, sharing ideas and thoughts with others, Also an ability to read ones mind without them speaking up.  This can only happen if you share a deep connection with the other party. It could be the dog in this case... lol. 

>Underneath this post, relate a summary of what you were doing, just before you found steemit; your aspirations, goals, wishes, dreams, likes, dislikes etc; and i will tell you how to bring that upon steemit, play it out before a community of reputable great minds and rehearse this awesomeness and beauty into fruition, using just your steemit post.

I was once a trader who buys once an order is being made, I don't buy and keep, I was also an extra lesson teacher for children below 10years and above  6years. It was a smooth and rigorous journey. 

Thanks for sharing and keep being awesome.