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| author | farm-mom |
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| permlink | if-birds-could-talk-smap-round-17 |
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| title | "IF BIRDS COULD TALK #SMAP ROUND 17" |
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| body | "Greetings bird lovers.
This week of **Show Me A Photo** contest hosted by @nelinoeva in conjunction with our Feathered Friends community. Fun and funny birds!
If birds could talk this could be what these Florida foul are chatting about.
Hey, whatcha looking at? Oh, you like my new sandals? Well, thank you. They are the newest rage, bright colors attract lots of attention from both fish and foul. Since I don't carry a purse, I figured I would match my shoes with my lovely yellow eyes.
Have a closer look, notice my nails, yes, I had a pedicure just this morning. I thought the black polish was the perfect color choice along with my black stockings. I am looking for a mate so I want to look my best.
Oh my, now that's an interesting fellow. Necking with him would be quite exciting, don't ya think?
What about this guy? Greeting me with open ~~arms~~ wings. Ooooh, those long feathers, he could hug me anytime. Although, his ~~nose~~ beak is a little out of sorts. I'll pass.
Will you look at that, that red headed stud has those three blonds under his spell. Hope they don't end up in a ~~cat~~ pelican fight. No man if worth having your ~~hair~~ feathers pulled out.
You've got that right girl, look at me, my feathers are all out of sorts. I had a tussle with my friend over a guy and we both came out of it all banged up. Just not worth it.
Most ~~men~~ males just love 'em and leave 'em anyway. C'mom girlfriend, let's go ~~dancing~~ flying.
This in my entry in the Show Me A Photo contest.
Happy #birdwatching !
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